March 27, 2008

More Of My Story Of Rev Being A Teacher

We made our way to his car. I was drying out a bit I was still really cold. When we got outside I saw that Mr. Sanders was outside. He saw us.

 “Tut tut what have I told you about skiving?” he said jokingly to Mr. Sullivan.

 “You have no room to talk” Mr. Sullivan said, Mr. Sanders acted as though he was shocked. I giggled a bit. His eyes landed on me and he saw that I was wet.

 “Why are you wet?”

 “Got pushed into a shower” I simply said.

 “Oh, so where are you going”

 “To hers then maybe go into town”

 “Oh cool”

 “Yeah, bye” Mr. Sullivan said and started to walk. I followed.

 “Just don’t say bye then” I spun round to face him and walked backwards.

 “Bye” I said with a wave. He waved back with a smile; I could see that he had dimples this time. I turned back around and started to walk. Then both I and Mr. Sullivan got into his car. Next to his I saw a red 60’s classic with rear rocket wings; somehow I could see Mr. Sanders driving this car, it seemed his type of thing that suited his personality.

 Mr. Sullivan asked where I lived and I told him then he set off. We arrived at my house a few minutes later. As he was driving we were chatting quite a bit. Mostly about his band, I was really interested. It seemed that they all wanted to make it big. He put on their first CD and it seemed to me that they are an extremely talented band and they will make it big. I told him this and he seemed happy about my support. I was glad that I could hold a conversation with somebody and I didn’t care that it was with a teacher.

 When we got to mine I went straight upstairs and changed into some dry clothes. I put the wet ones onto the radiator. As I was walking down the stairs and saw Mr. Sullivan I smiled to myself, I don’t know why though.

 “Do you want to have something to eat here or what?” I asked him when I came into the living room.

 “I’m not bothered, it’s up to you”

 “Ok, we’ll have it here. A lot easier, what would you like to eat?”        

 “Anything will do”

 “Ok” I headed into the kitchen and made Mr. Sullivan a cheese sandwich because I didn’t know whether he was a vegetarian or not and a pot of coffee. And for myself I made a ham sandwich and a pot of tea.

 “Here you go” I said while passing him the coffee and sandwich.

 “Thanks” I went back into the kitchen to get the sandwich and drink that I made for myself. I sat next to Mr. Sullivan and ate. We both ate and drank in silence. When we finished eating I took the plates and cups into the kitchen and washed them then placed them back into the cupboard.

 “So you want to go into town for a bit then?” he asked when I entered the living room again.

 “Yeah sure” I said with a smile.

 “Cool” he said while getting up and heading for the front door, I followed. As I was heading to the front door I picked up my purse because I needed some more eyeliner.  

 We arrived in town a couple of minutes later, we both got out of the car. Mr. Sullivan looked at his watch.

 “Well I’ll meet you back here in ten minutes”

 “Can’t I stay with you?”

 “If you want” he said with a smile, I smiled back. Then he started to walk, I followed. I caught up to his side and then we walked side-by-side. While we were walking I put my IPod in and started to listen to ‘Cobra Starship’. I didn’t put the ear plug into my right ear just in case Mr. Sullivan started to talk.

 “Who you listening to?”

 “Cobra Starship”

 “Oh cool, not really my type of music though”

 “I know”

 “How?”

 “I had a look through your IPod remember”

 “Oh Yeah, my memory isn’t really up to scratch today” he chuckled a bit. I just smiled. We came to a shop called ‘Superdrug’ and Mr. Sullivan went in, I followed. He went over to where all the hair products were, I went to where the make-up was. I picked up some eyeliner and made my way to the till. As I was doing so I saw Mr. Sullivan with a few boxes of hair dye. We paid for what we got and headed out of the shop.

 “So where do you want to go?” he asked me when we exited the shop.

 “I’m not bothered, what about you?”

 “Same I’ve got what I need”

 “Oh ok, how about we go to Hot Topic?”

 “Yeah sure” we headed in the direction of Hot Topic.

  

 It's Nearly Finished Just Maybe 2 More Parts (Y)


Posted on 03/27/2008 2:27 PM Comments (10)

March 26, 2008

Mine &+ Beths Convo - Lmao

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hey

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

heya

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

how are yooh?

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

fine tahh yew?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

I'm good taa. wuu2

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

gurdd...listening to muisc hbu?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

kwl. wt u listening 2? just watching most haunted live lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lol cool...kill hannah

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

lol awesome . which song?

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

i wanna be a kennedy

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

sweet

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

yer

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

whats new?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

nothing much. going to a gig on saturday lol. yooh?

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

cool who you going to see? and nothing

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

lol. i dont know lol. its an assembley gig. i have no clue what or who that is. its more for the scene kids im onlii going coz my friends bf is going and she wont know any1 there lol.

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

ohhh cool...i want to go to the give it a name festival but only to see cobrastar so theres no point really lol

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha lol cool. just run in when there on and leave lol. well try to anyway hehee

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha yeah i'll try and then i'll rape gabe but shh only you needs to know

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha okii, i wont tell any1 ya secret safes with me. if any1 does ask ill say a monkey raped him lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao thats nice being compared to a bloody money jokes jokes

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha well u do behave like one at times though hehe

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha how nice....how do i

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

well monkeys are very... jibberey at times and so are you lolz

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

looll is that a good thing?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

i dunno i just put the first thing that came to mind lol. i suppose it might be lolz

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha lol okies

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

hehe

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

whos in your dp?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

my chems manager. Brian sommat another (cant remember his last name lol)

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

oh cool hes kinda cute

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

no not cute.. H-O-T!!!!!! I repeat HOT!!! lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao oki hot *thinks: best houmer her* nahh only kidding about that

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

ha ha ha funnii lmao.

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

u dork lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

im not a dork im....im....*thinks* JOHNNY CHRIST WHO IS TOM CRUSIE'S CLONE

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha yeah sure u are.... AND JOHNNY DOES NOT LOoK LIKE TOM!!!!

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

i am honest would i ever lie to you????....WELL THEY BOTH HAVE STICK ON PRICKS AND SHORT SO THERE

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hmmm *thinks really hard*... yeah you would!!..... HAHAHA I cant argue with that lol. lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

i cant believe you thats really hurtful your soo mean .....HEHE I KNOW CANT MUAHAHA. XP

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha awww I'm sorry *Hugs*... EVIL LADY!!!

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

better be bitch *hugs back*....LMAO I KNOW BUT SHH THEY THINK IM A ANGEL ...at least i think they do

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hehe oh i am lmao... yay i gots Hugs lol... hahaha you, and angel.... thats the funniest thing I've heard all daii... lol jk jk !!

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha so did i .... well i could be if i wanted to but i dont coz you dont get punished by......THE REV

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha oh yes that is so very, very true... I know it is your dream to be punished by him lmao... i bet you try all day to see how bad u can be lolz. ( haha when i was writing that some1 said "ooh u cud give a blow job if u were bad" haha lmao)

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

what the hell do you listen to???? do your parents know???? haha how did you know?? omg do you stalk me....eeeppp im scared...yer i probably would hehehehe

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hahaha its sommat my mums watching not me lmao. my mum had the hoover the other daii and said " haha my hoover will give u a blow job"... haha yes i do stalk you.. be afraid.. be very afraid lmao.. i know you would lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao. omg i dont think your mum should be watching stuff like that round you, your too young lmao. lmao randomness....ekkkk i will have to bolt the doors, well if i remember and i am afraid...hehe well who wouldnt

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha nah my mum tlks about that stuff around me all the time its so funnii lmao... and i aint to young lol... noo dont bold the doors.. i was gonna go through ya underwear draw ... true lol

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao you have akick ass mum then Xd....yeah you are your a lil girl hehe you have a lot to learn before you can become a jedi lmao...fine i wont blot the doors but i want a prezzie ...hehe well thats what i speak

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha yeah my mum is awesome lol... who said i wanted to be a jedi hmmm ??? ... good, you better not bolt them.. ill give you a ..... DILDO!!! lmao haha

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha lol....you did in your sleep when you were walking to yoda (which is my dog pmsl)...i wont....haha lol great choice i could give it to johnny lmao hehe

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hahaha... yeah but just coz i have fantasies about you dog yoda dont mean i wanna be a jedi now does it!!... i know want it lol... and it glows in the dark... yeah u give it to johnny.. u give it and u give it hard 2 him

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

hahaha you were saying 'omg darth vader is my dad like zomg' which mean you are luke skywalker, omg just thought YOU'VE HAD A SEX CHANGE AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT IT lmao...haha it'll keep me occupided for hours....why would i wanna fuck johnny he aint hardcore enough

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

OMG really? was i? wow!! i never knew that.. awesome!!! i so wanna be a jedi now!!!... hehee yeah i did get one just dont tell anyone okii? keep it on the down low!!!!... I hope it will keep u occupied!!!... johnny is so hardcore... id fuck him if i had the chance

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

hahaha well you do now....dont worry your secret is safe with you, so whats it like being a dude?...dont worry it will...urmm yeah w.e you say....good for you but i wouldnt

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hehe yay lol... good . its okii actually, its easier going to the toilet and dont have those periods lmao.... haha glad to know lol... lol but johnny is like so effing hot!!

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

yerr just to think you were living a lie all this time. lmao cool, dont you ever get told off for peeing everywhere???...it most certainly is hehe...ermm yeah w.e you say *coughs* weirdo *coughs* *smiles incontley*

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hahaha i know its awesome lmao... no never... i get my sister to wash it off when im finished lol... i am not a weirdo u.... bong??

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao yerr....really?...haha genious ....yeah you are adn wtf is a bong?

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha yeah lol... i know im so clever!!!... haha thx and its what ya smoke weed out of lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

yer you so are....no problem , ohhhh make up your mind of what i am, im getting all confused

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha i know i am lmao... hehehe... alright alright your a.... a..... a.... fish

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao....omg no wayyy im not M.Shadows

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

or Mr. Toby

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hahaha no you M(s).Shadows lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

haha how nice does this mean that i get to see rev naked??????

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha ermm... yeah.. everyday for the rest of ya life

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

hahaha....yeeeey *jumps up and down with glie*

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha dont get to happy.. you have to wait till your 20 till you get to see him lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

nooooooo thats unfair you....you...you big baboon

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hey im not a baboon... well how bout when your.. 18

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

yerr w.e...how about my next b-daii???? *thinks: please say yes please say yes*

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hmmm... i guess that can be arranged.. i'll make him jump out of a cake for ya

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lol...woop woop i only have a wait a few weeks

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

thank youuuuuuuuu

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

haha no probs.. just make sure i get some cake lmao

[Charlotte] Catastrophic TheGrimReaper Rev says:

lmao i will done you worry your lil head about it

-- And Our Memories Defeat Us, And I'll End This Direst.©-- says:

hehe YAY!!!.. i do loves mi cake hehehe

 


Posted on 03/26/2008 5:02 PM Comments (3)

March 24, 2008

Just Found That.....

Imma allergic to honeysuckle (sp?)

how? you ask

well coz my mum is wearing this perfume called 'angel' and it has honeysuckle in it and shes sat next to me

its given me a headache and its making me feel sick as well

thank god that next door have cut their honeysuckle down

i'd just thought i'd tell you

probably dont you dont even care but ahh well

anyways.....

talk to me (Y)

oh and i have blue in mi hair and will be getting a new phone soon =) 


Posted on 03/24/2008 10:00 AM Comments (1)

March 15, 2008

More Of The Story Of Rev Being A Teacher

The next lesson I had was Maths seen as it was double Maths I had. I was quite happy about this. For the rest of break I kept quiet. Mr. Sanders and Mr. Sullivan were chatting about the band.

 “Have you got our latest album?” Mr. Sanders asked me.

 “I don’t know, what’s it called?”

 “Waking the fallen”

 “No”

 “I’ll bring you in a copy if you want” Mr. Sullivan said.

 “Are you sure?”

 “Yeah”

  “Ok, how much do you want for it?”

 “Nothing”

 “You sure?” He nodded.

 “Cool” I said with a smile. He smiled back. Soon after people started to come into class. Somehow I wished that it could just be me, Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Sanders. I don’t really know why though, I think it might have something to do with that they’ve been the only people in this school that have been nice to me.

 “Well I have a lesson to teach, I’ll see you later” Mr. Sanders said while standing up.

 “Ok bye” Mr. Sullivan said.

 “Bye Sir” Mr. Sanders gave me a little smile and headed out of the door to his class room.

 “Teachers pet” A girl who had entered the classroom said. Mr. Sullivan turned on his heel to face her.

 “Did I say you could talk?”

 “No”

 “Then sit down and shut up” she did and gave him an evil. Mr. Sullivan didn’t say anything; he just made his way to the front of the classroom. The lesson went quite quickly. I found that I was taking part in the lesson a lot more than what I normally do in any lesson. Mr. Sullivan knew this and kept encouraging me to do so.

 I made my way to English. I thought that I was going to have some annoying teacher but I didn’t I ended up having Mr. Sanders. I was happy about this. He was a little bit softer with the class than Mr. Sullivan but he still got everyone to behave and got answers out of people. And again I found I was taking part a lot more in the lesson. About half way through the lesson someone in the class seemed to have annoyed him, I wasn’t sure who it was because I was too busy writing the story that he told us to get on with. He started to shout at who it was. His voice was literally booming. Everyone was shocked. We were all watching what he was saying and stuff. After a little while he stopped, he calmed down very quickly. Everyone was still looking at him and the person he was shouting at.

 “On with your work” he simply said. Everyone got on with their work without a word. He came over to me and took my book and started to read what I wrote. I kept quiet; I wasn’t sure whether he had calmed down fully or not.

 “Don’t worry I’m not like that, it takes a lot for me to get annoyed” he said with a little smile. I smiled back. I finished reading my story and handed me back my book.

 “Interesting, the way that everyone gets killed is quite graphic” he said, I wasn’t really sure if it was a good thing or not.

 “That a good thing?”

 “Well I like it” then he walked off back to his desk. Then the lesson ended soon after. I didn’t want to go to PE because I always get made fun of. I wish I had a note or something to get me out of it but unfortunately I didn’t have one.

 PE was just the same as always. Throughout it I kept thinking that soon I’m going to be with Mr. Sullivan and I won’t have anything said to me. At one point I found that I had stopped playing basketball and was standing in the middle of the pitch thinking about him, a smile played on my lips. Then I got the ball thrown at my head to make me move. I deliberately twisted my ankle so I could sit out for the rest of the lesson. When I was getting changed a few of the girls pushed me into the shower and turned it on. It’s stupid really, I didn’t even care that much.

 I made my way to Mr. Sullivan’s classroom, I was dripping wet. I was shivering a bit seen as the water was freezing.  When I arrived at his classroom I knocked and went in. I sat down at the front. He lifted his head for a split second then he looked down at his work. He realized that I was wet then looked back up at me.

 “What happened?”

 “Got pushed into the shower” I said while shivering.

 “Oh who was it?”

 “I don’t know wasn’t really looking”

 “Oh” he came over to where I was sat and placed his jacket around me. I wanted to rest my head on but I resisted the urge.

 “Come on then” he said while getting up. I gave him a confused look.

 “We’re going to get you into some dry clothes, get something to eat and maybe shop a little if you want”

 “But I’m not allowed”

 “Yes you are, you’re in a detention so yeah” 

 “Oh” I said while getting out of the chair.    

  

 Ok Ive Decided To Finish This First Then Post More Of Turn The Other Way (Y)


Posted on 03/15/2008 6:30 AM Comments (12)

March 10, 2008

Quotes By Rev And M.Shadows

Quotes By Rev

"EVERY FIFTH GRADER'S FAVORITE BAND IS METALLICA"


"WHAT ABOUT BEING NAKED IN THE LIQUOR STORE? I WAS NAKED IN A LIQUOR STORE AND..."


"TO BE INVISIBLE SO THAT I COULD KILL JOHNNY AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW."


"I DON'T BLAME ANYONE FOR WANTING TO FUCK US."


"I THINK WEVE DONE AS MANY DRUGS IN ONE NIGHT AS ANYONE HAS EVER COMBINED."


"HE HALLUCINATED THAT WE WERE REPLACING HIM WITH THE BASSIST OF ATREYU!"


"I WORKED IN A FUCKING LAUNDROMAT."


"YEAH, I WOULD JUST GO AND OPEN IT UP, BRING MY PILLOW AND BLANKET, AND SLEEP UNTIL IT WAS TIME TO LOCK UP. IT WAS COOL. I WOULD BRING MY FUCKING TV/VCR AND JUST CHILL."


"COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?"


“SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN GET HEPATITIS IF YOU DO COKE WITH ONES BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN HANDLED SO MUCH. BUT I TESTED OUT THE THEORY FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND I DECIDED IT’S BULLSHIT"


“I SPILT PAINT ALL OVER THE BAR, THEY ALMOST FIRED ME.?"


“CONSERVATIVES ARE ANTI- ABORTION. I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ABORTION"

 

Quotes By M.Shadows

 

"MY NICKNAME'S 'HOT STUD'."

"SYNYSTER'S NAME IS 'HOT BUFFY SEX DUDE'."

"WE'RE GONNA DRIVE AROUND AND LOOK FOR....SLUTS."

"BOOBIES, BOOBIES!"

"WE JUST DO WHAT WE FEEL IS BEST, AND IF PEOPLE THINK IT SUCKS OR WE ARE FAGS OR TALK SHIT, THAT'S COOL. WE AREN'T DOING THIS TO IMPRESS ANYONE. WE WRITE AND PLAY MUSIC TO PLEASE OURSELVES."

"WE ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE MUSIC, AND IF PEOPLE LIKE IT, THEN THAT'S AWESOME. BE YOURSELF AND LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE."

"I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE FUNNIEST, BUT BY FAR THE COOLEST IS WHEN FANS SHOW US THEIR AVENGED TATTOOS. THAT KIND OF SHIT MAKES US SO EXCITED. THAT'S THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR A BAND, AND I LOVE IT WHEN I SEE AVENGED INK."

"COME ON, HE DIDNT FIGHT ALL FIVE OF THEM"

"WE'VE BEEN READING THE MÖTLEY CRÜE BOOK. THATS OUR HOLY BIBLE."

"I SAW THE REV THE OTHER NIGHT AND HE WAS ON LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT THINGS. HE WAS LIKE, DUDE, IVE BEEN GONE FOR THREE DAYS!"

“I’VE HAD PEOPLE COME TO MY HOUSE TO FUCK WITH ME, AND I’D HAVE SHOT THEM FOR SURE IF I HAD A GUN."

“I SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ‘BARBIE GIRL’ BY AQUA WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD. IT WAS THE REV’S CD, AND HE SERIOUSLY THREW HIS OWN CD OUT THE WINDOW, BECAUSE I WOULD LISTEN TO IT TOO MUCH."

“WE CAN NEVER BE SERIOUS… WHAT’S WRONG WITH US?"


"ANYONE THAT CALLS US A SELL OUT HAS NEVER HEARD THE RECORD OR THEY ARE BASING IT OFF OF THE FACT THAT WE DON’T SCREAM ANYMORE"

“IF AN 18-YEAR-OLD KID WERE TO COME UP AND TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BAND IT WOULD BE A REALLY BAD SCENE FOR THEM"

“I’M TOO HUNG FOR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR"

“WHEN YOU GO TO OUR LIVE SHOW, IT’S A FULL-ON HEAVY METAL SHOW, AND WE DON’T NEED I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO 10-YEAR-OLD AND 11-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GILS, [BUT] THEY’RE NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE EXPERIENCE."

“SHADOWS MOM: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO VEGAS?
SHADOWS: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW.
SHADOWS MOM: OH.
THE REV: YOU'RE DONE FOR...
SHADOWS: PLEASE GO INSIDE I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER."

“SHADOWS: COCAINE IS AN ORGANIZED RELIGION."

“SHADOW: THE REVEREND STILL PAYS FOR HOOKERS OR WAITS UNTIL GIRLS ARE PASSED OUT.ZACKY ALWAYS HAS GOTTEN GIRLS. SYNYSTER DOESN'T LIKE THEM UNLESS THEY ARE UNDER 16 AND JUSTIN IMPREGNATES EVERY GIRL HE MEETS."

“SHADOWS: ZACKY VENGEANCE SHAVES HIS ASS.
ZACKY: WAXING'S FAR TOO EMBARRASSING."

“ITS TIME TO GET NAKED AND YOUR LENSES ARE BIG ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"


“WELL SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO MAN OUT THE DOOSH SHIT"


Posted on 03/10/2008 9:02 AM Comments (21)

March 8, 2008

A Very Funny A7X Interview...Rev Is Just So Funny Lol

Dr. PF: What's your name and what do you do in the band and for fun?
M. Shadows: I sing.
Zacky: I play guitar and fuck little girls... and drink.
Dr. PF: Amen to that one.
Daemeon: I play bass and I kick people's asses.
[Everyone laughs at Daemeon.]
Snodgrass: Whose asses do you kick?
Daemeon: Drunken fucks.
The Rev: I'm The Rev...I play drums.
Dr. PF: Why did you decide to start a band?
The Rev: We didn't.
Shadows: We didn't.
The Rev: We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band.
Shadows: We had full length.
The Rev: We had a show...
Shadows: I think we started just to kind of express what we were thinking musically. We had different ideas about what was out there so we decided to start something and see what we could do.
Dr. PF: What gives you the right to call yourselves "Heavy Fucking Metal?"
Zacky: We have pins that say "Fuck Hardcore."
Shadows: That's so bad...
The Rev: What gives Dr. Pillowfucker the right to ask us that stupid question?
[Everyone laughs at the Doctor.]
Dr. PF: What or who are your main influences?
Shadows: I think we all have different main influences... should we just go down the line?
Everyone: Slayer.
Shadows: Influences... I dunno. Anything from Pantera to disembodied to Iron Maiden to Guns 'n' Roses to any kind of good rock band I guess.
Daemeon: It's all about hip-hop.
Zacky: I like hip-hop, I like yay music.
The Rev: Slayer and Andrew W.K. down the line.
Shadows: This is the worst interview in history. No, not from you guys, on our part.
Dr. PF: How did the Hopeless Records thing come about and how's everything going with that?
Shadows: Basically we recorded our album for Goodlife, and Ramone, the guy who was mastering our album showed it to Luis.
Shadows Mom: When are you going to Vegas?
Shadows: We're in the middle of an interview.
Shadows Mom: Oh.
The Rev: You're done for...
Shadows: Please go inside I'll talk to you later.
[Everyone laughs/giggles.]
Shadows: Oh no.
The Rev: No sound bites for that one.
Shadows: So basically Ramone showed it to Luis, who owns Hopeless Records. I guess he'd been hearing a lot about it, blah blah blah, came to see a bunch of shows, and since we were getting the shit-end of the Goodlife deal, so we switched labels.
Zacky: They're treating us very good.
Shadows: Yeah they're treating us great, couldn't ask for more.
Dr. PF: What do you guys do all day when you're not on tour?
Zacky: Oh no...
The Rev: Be alcoholics...
Shadows: Be alcoholics.
Daemeon: Watch Porn.
Shadows: Watch lots of porn. Work out every day! Get huge!
The Rev: For hours! Work out baby!
Dr. PF: Okay, what was your favorite band in the 5th grade?
Shadows: 5th grade... Slayer, NOFX, and Pantera.
The Rev: Those were pretty much mine too. Throw in Metallica and Guns 'n' Roses.
Daemeon: Metallica and Judas Priest.
Zacky: Metallica and Roses.
The Rev: Every 5th grader's favorite band is Metallica.
Shadows: Guns 'n' Roses for sure.
Dr. PF: Would you rather be able to have sex any time you want with a really ugly chick, or be able to have sex for one week out of your entire life with any girl you want?
Shadows: Dameon would rather have sex with the ugly chick because he does it all the time.
Zacky: One week out of my entire life... and then I'd jerk off for the rest of it.
Shadows: One week.
The Rev: Just videotape it.
Dr. PF: With who?
Shadows: I'm staying mute on this one.
The Rev: Gwen Stefani.
Daemeon: Gwen Stefani if she had fake tits.
Zacky: I'll fuck Natalie Imbruglia.
The Rev: Gwen's perfect. Gwen for a week, easy.
Dr. PF: What's your best tour story?
The Rev: Which one... where we set a state on fire or...
[Everyone laughs.]
Daemeon: There was before the tour, when at the Dennys...
The Rev: Olympic Gardens baby.
Daemeon: That wasn't on tour was it?
The Rev: There's so many.
Shadows: We set Utah on fire...
Zacky: We had 8 run-ins with the law in 7 days...
The Rev: What about the being naked in the liquor store? I was naked in the liquor store and...
Shadows: And it was 12 degrees
The Rev: And it was 12 degrees in Denver.
Snodgrass: Why were you naked in the liquor store?
The Rev: Cause I was getting a rush off the cold.
Dr. PF: What are your favorite bands or albums of all time?
The Rev: Mr. Bungle- self-titled. And the Oingo Boingo live album.
Shadows: Anything by Guns 'n' Roses.
Zacky: Use Your Illusion Part 2
Daemeon: Ride The Lightning by Metallica
The Rev: Yeah!
Dr. PF: Alright. Does anyone in the band have excessive back or ass hair?
Shadows: We all do.
Daemeon: I've got like ton's of ass hair.
Shadows: Shit Dog's got ass hair all over his body. Zack probably does too.
Zacky: My back's alright. My ass gets shaven often, so...
[Everyone laughs.]
Snodgrass: You get that shit waxed or what?
Zacky: No, that's a little embarrassing.
Shadows: Zacky Vengeance shaves his ass.
Zacky: Waxing's far too embarrassing.
Daemeon: Do it like a man.
Dr. PF: I know I'm cursed in that area. Alright, uh, here's a good one. What's your favorite fetish?
Daemeon: Anal sex.
The Rev: No, what are you talking about, it's either bestiality or pedophilism.
Shadows: Pedo-what?
Snodgrass: Pedophilism.
Shadows: Oh yeah.
Daemeon: Ohh yeah.
Snodgrass: Zacky?
The Rev: He likes scat, but just for fun.
Shadows: Scat for fun. Scat-man.
[Everyone laughs.]
Dr. PF: Do you like the "Dirty Sanchez?"
Zacky: No. Not really.
Shadows: No.
Daemeon: Nah.
Shadows: No, just for fun.
[Everyone laughs.]
Shadows: Just to look at. It's not fun when you get involved.
Dr. PF: My fetish is fuckin' pillows. I'm Dr. Pillowfucker.
Shadows: I used to do that when I was younger.
Zacky: Really?
Shadows: You fuck anything you can, dude. You're a little kid.
Zacky: Socks.
Shadows: Zacky fucked socks.
Snodgrass: What's wrong with fucking socks?
Shadows: Nothing's wrong with it.
Snodgrass: You got some place for it to go.
Shadows: Everyone does it. Everyone just lies about it.
Snodgrass: Would you cut a hole in your pillow, fill it with lotion and fuck it?
Shadows: Of course I would. I would do just about anything possible.
Sleeve: Yeah, but would you wear the women's underwear?
Dr. PF: Yeah, there's a difference...
Shadows: No... I don't think I would. Too big.
Zacky: Cold. It would be too cold.
Shadows: I'm too hung for women's underwear.
Dr. PF: Do you have any nicknames for each other?
Daemeon: Shit Dog.
Everyone: Shit Dog!
Zacky: We've got Rev-dog.
Shadows: Slim-Bob. The Rev has a lot: Flexi-Bob, Slim-Bob, Sulla-bin Laden. My nickname's "Hot Stud."
[Everyone laughs.]
Shadows: Sysnyster's name is "Hot Buffy Sex Dude."
Zacky: Zacky Vagina.
Shadows: Zacky Vagina. All these kids are gonna be calling us that now. They're gonna read this and...
Dr. PF: I don't think that many people see this site. Ok, if the band was a high school yearbook, what would each band member be voted "Most Likely To?"
Zacky: Shit Dog would be voted most likely to get lost.
[Everyone laughs.]
Shadows: Most likely to suffocate from fucking overweight chicks.
[Everyone laughs at Dameon again.]
Sleeve: Fat girls need love too.
Dr. PF: Hey, it's more cushion for the pushin'.
Shadows: That's right.
[The Reverend turns around and everyone notices that one of the lenses fell out of his glasses, and he stands there with a bewildered look on his face. Everyone laughs a lot.]
The Rev: Most likely to get caught jerkin' off in public without being aware of it. Jerking off in the library was just going too far.
Shadows: It's true... I'd be most likely to get caught jerking off too.
The Rev: What about most likely to become Dr. Pillowfucker?
[Everyone laughs.]
Snodgrass: Zacky doesn't have one yet...
Zacky: Go ahead guys...
Shadows: Most likely to get AIDS.
The Rev: For sure.
Zacky: Too late...
[Everyone laughs.]
Shadows: Zacky's got the "hiv" for sure.
Dr. PF: Which band member has the smallest balls?
Shadows: Zacky V.
Daemeon: Two inches. Balls are tiny.
The Rev: Balls are dangly. Tiny cock.
Dr. PF: What's the skankiest girl you've ever been with, and when you went to fuck her did her pussy snap at you like a Venus Fly Trap?
Daemeon: Every girl I've ever been with!
The Rev: What about the five dollar hooker, dude?
Dr. PF: That's overpaying!
Zacky: Slim-Bob's five dollar hooker.
The Rev: Five dollar crackhead. Five dollars and two cigarettes was the price actually.
Shadows: It's true.
The Rev: There's this weird abscess she's got at the back of Pic 'n' Save.
Dr. PF: What's the best part about being in a band?
Snodgrass: Five dollar hookers?
Zacky: Free Hookers.
Shadows: Free hookers?
The Rev: Girls and money. Anything but the music is the best part.
Dr. PF: Since you got your name from the bible, what are your thoughts on organized religion?
Shadows: Fuck it.
The Rev: Fuck it dude!
Daemeon: Fuck it.
Zacky: Fuck it!
Shadows: We can never be serious... what's wrong with us?
Snodgrass: Like the questions are real serious...
Shadows: Ok, we're being serious from now on.
The Rev: Organized religion... cocaine...
Shadows: Cocaine is an organized religion.
The Rev: I think it's a good preying ground. It's like organized hunting. Enclosed hunting grounds, you know?
Shadows: People are gonna hate our guts after this. I love it.
Daemeon: The next Ted Nugent for sure... The Rev's gonna be the next Ted Nugent.
Dr. PF: OK, next question: If you woke up one morning in the van and discovered your pillow covered in lotion-filled holes and dick juice, what would you do?
Zacky: Start socking Shit Dog.
[Everyone laughs at Dameon.]
Shadows: Start socking the shit out of Shit Dog.
Dr. PF: Is there a new album in the works, and if so how's it coming along?
The Rev: Wow, a real question.
Daemeon: There's three songs.
Shadows: Yeah, there are songs coming along. It's up to what we think is good. We have very high expectations for it.
Daemeon: And so far every song is like at least six minutes long. Eight song CD...
Shadows: And it would still be long.
Dr. PF: Alright, next one. If you could castrate or sterilize one human being, who would it be and why?
Daemeon: Rod Stewart... I hate that fucker.
Zacky: Dr. Pillowfucker.
Everyone: Dr. Pillowfucker!
The Rev: Dr. Pillowfucker for sure.
Shadows: And Snodgrass.
Snodgrass: Fuck you.
Daemeon: Rod Stewart... I hate that guy.
Zacky: Naked Nature Boy.
Shadows: Naked Nature Boy's going down. You're going down Naked Nature Boy.
Dr. PF: Alright, here's word association time. Say the first word that comes to your mind. Goat:
The Rev: Chicken.
[Everyone laughs.]
Shadows: Tell Christy that we hate his guts.
Zacky: Goatasaurus Goat.
Shadows: Goat Chicken is it.
Dr. PF: Razor:
Daemeon: Ramone
Shadows: Wrist
The Rev: V12
Zacky: V12... haha. Cocaine.
The Rev: Cocaine is V12.
Shadows: For all you fucks out there.
Dr. PF: Electricity:
The Rev: V12!!!!!!!!!
Dr. PF: Electricity:
Shadows: Pricey Bill
Zacky: Reverend's hair.
Daemeon: My cock.
The Rev: Too late for my first word. Now I've got a million of 'em.
Snodgrass: What was the first word?
The Rev: I dunno.
Dr. PF: Condom:
Zacky: Fuck that!
Shadows: Unnecessary
Daemeon: "Bitch, you best be on the pill or you're having my baby."
Dr. PF: Scissors:
Zacky: Rock.
Shadows: Hair
Zacky: Crack rock.
Dr. PF: Forest:
Daemeon: Fire.
Shadows: I was thinking a dirty chick. A forest of pubic hair.
Zacky: Toilet paper.
Dr. PF: Ball:
Shadows: What?
Dr. PF: Ball.
Daemeon: Ball?
Dr. PF: Yeah.
Shadows: Basketball.
Dr. PF: Cheese:
Shadows: Stomach.
The Rev: E Interview. Get it?
Zacky: Shit Dog's elbow.
Dr. PF: Chainsaw:
The Rev: You know it was Shadows in her bedroom, so don't try to hide it.
Shadows: Yeah right I'm thinking about Shit Dog's head.
Dr. PF: Pencil:
Zacky: Dick.
Shadows: Ass.
Daemeon: Pencil-ass!
Zacky: Eraser.
The Rev: I'm gonna do the clinical version of this.
Shadows: Me too. Let's go.
Dr. PF: Drama:
Zacky: Queen.
Shadows: Queen, me too.
Daemeon: Bitches.
Shadows: Hardcore scene.
Dr. PF: Scrotum:
The Rev: Lip.
[Everyone laughs.]
Zacky: Sack.
Shadows: Chin.
The Rev: Alright this is getting fun now. When you answer for real and don't think about it, it's kinda cool.
Dr. PF: Alright, any last words?
Zacky: No, ask more questions.
Shadows: We're serious now... let's start over.
Snodgrass: Candle.
The Rev: Wax.
Daemeon: Stick.
Dr. PF: Light:
The Rev: Lightsaber!
Zacky: Weapon!
Shadows: This is the worst fucking interview.
The Rev: Arch-dictatorship.
Dr. PF: How about "Big Floppy Pussy?"
Daemeon: I think of your face.
Shadows: Madonna.
Zacky: OK, now it's time for the real interview.
Dr. PF: Any last words or shoutouts?
[The Reverend farts.]

 


Posted on 03/08/2008 12:37 PM Comments (7)

March 1, 2008

I Got Tagged To Do Mi Top 5 Guys List

thank yuuh luvluvluvluv for tagging meh (Y)

so here goes, hope you enjoy mi smexiilious list hehe

 

1) The Rev aka Jimmy Sullivan (Duh!!)

well what can i say, hes just amazing in everyway. so talented and passionate about his music. great sense of humour and very funny. he always can make me smile and laugh even when im down...love you rev (Y)

 

2) M.Shadows

well hes nearly as pervy as rev hehe. he's also a great singer, a really nice guy and everything about him is great. a7x wouldnt be the same without him and the same with rev.

 

3) Gaspard Ulliel

well hes a great actor and modal. has a great accent and when he kills in hanibal rising that is so hawt lol

4) Zacky Vengeance

 

well hes a great guitarist, funny, sweet and cute. again a7x wouldnt be the same without him. i also love the things he comes out with and his cute pose (laura knows what im on about lol)


5) Mat Devine


last but not least we have Mat Devine, lead singer of Kill Hannah. hes a great singer and also quite cute. love his voice.

 

well there we go..i hoped you liked

so this is who i tag:

ScarySocky, ZackysEmoGirl, VengeanceLuver, Haneez, JamiesGirl

 

 


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