Too Many Doses And I'm Starting To Get An Attraction

If Dreams Were Real

  Lost in the woods I started to panic wondering if I would get out alive as a wolf howled which caused me to jump. Turning round in a circle I saw the flickering of lights, hoping that they were signs of life I started to make my way towards them while praying I wasn't getting deeper into the woods.

 As I was walking along and stepping over tree roots the wind started to pick up, blowing my hair across my face blinding me momentarily. After a while the feeling of paranoia came over me, I started to feel like I was being followed. Looking back I saw nothing but trees, blackness and mist. I shook my head and carried on making my way towards the lights. The howling of the wolves became more and more frequent as time passed and the mist became a lot thicker to the point I could only see about a meter in front of me. Suddenly a twig snapped behind me, turning around quickly I saw nothing. Not even an animal. The paranoia started to come back which ended up in me jogging through the woods but I couldn't hear anything apart from my own breathing and my footsteps on the ground. Up above me I saw the branches move, thinking it to be just the wind making them move I took no notice of it. Out of breath I sat down on a log, as I started to catch my breath back I heard something else breathing heavily. I knew that it wasn't an animal.

 "W-Who's there?" I stammered. As I thought no-one answered. The breathing seemed to get closer. Stepping back I fell over a log then the breathing stopped suddenly. I could feel my heart pounding in my chest, my breathing soon calmed down. Getting up I felt someone grab me from behind and put their arm round my neck. Automatically I tried to get free and scream. Looking down I saw that the arm was a mans and was covered in tattoos. Struggling more I saw another man jump down from a tree and land on his feet, both of his arms were covered in tattoos. I looked him straight in his piercing blue eyes and was unable to look away. Slowly he approached me while I kept looking him straight in the eyes. Holding out his hand the other guy let go of me and I made my way over to him and took his hand. Pulling me closer to him he gently brushed my hair away from my face and placed it behind my shoulder. Pressing his finger lightly on my neck I felt him starting to trace the vain on my neck. My head was telling me to try and run but I stood perfectly still as he leaned towards me. His mouth opened slightly and before I knew what was happening he sank his teeth into my neck. Gasping I started to feel my heart rate speed up as he slowly drank. Quickly the pain from the puncture went and was replaced by the feeling of being high.

I'm like really bored and I saw that Live At The Apollo was on so I thought I'd share my favourite comedians with you.

Hope you enjoy the list =)

 

Number one: Alan Carr

Ok everytime this guy is on I laugh so much, he hosts his own show called Alan Carr Chatty Man. Its so funny that my sides end up hurting so much. If you haven't seen any of his stuff you should totally do so and tap his name into YouTube =).

 

Number Two: Lee Mack

I first got into him by watching a show called Not Going Out. It was so funny =) Me and Dad still watch it when we can. Im watching him now on Live At The Apollo. He does amazing impressions as well. Again watch him on YouTube.

 

Number Three: Lee Evans

He is just amazing and so funny. He's a laugh a minute. Ok he's a bit crude apprently but I still love him. His rants are ace. Just explain that bit at the end of a gig he gets his piano out and sings a song very good =). Me and my mates love him.

 

Number Four: Jason Manford

 

Nothern lad =). Only lives like arounf 30 mins away from me with the way my dad drives haha. I never heard of him until like...two months ago. Again he was on Live At The Apollo. Laughed loads. Not a lot of people knows who he is, but I make sure they do haha. Check him out on YouTube.

Number Five: Jack Dee

Ok as you can see he's pretty grumpy, but it is so fucking funny lol. He just like rants and rants. Before I didnt really like him but he's grown on me. He used to host Live At The Apollo.

 

I hope you enjoyed my list =). I would love to know what your fave comedians are seen as I love them lol.

 

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll I dont really use words like that for some reason

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Me ether

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I use love. But thats just typical Yorkshire lol

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

either***

Hahah, once i had this period or i dont know what the hell was wrong with me and i was calling everyone baby or babe lmaoo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lmaoo

I'd probably only use it towards Matthew and Rev

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Oh absolutely

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha. I would use it more if Leana was near Rev XP

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Mmm yeahh, but not when Val is around, shes good we like her right? loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll yeah. But I'd absent mindly flirt with Matthew anyway 'cause I do that with every guy I like

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Samee

We will attack him at the same time

Loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha lucky Matthew

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahah yeahh

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha.

Brb

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Океу

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Back

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Ok

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lol

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hah

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Wuu2?

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Nothingg, now im waiting for Miami Ink loll, i'll wait till 2am haha.. you?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha cool I cant watch Miami Ink anymore I miss Nunez haha. Nothing listening to Black Veil Brides and chatting

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Cool. why you can't watch MI anymore?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

'Cause we dont have Sky any more.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

 

My fav is Garver tho!

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Awesome. I love him.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

 

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I love Darren hes soooo cute. Ami reminds me of Matthew XP

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yess he is cutee, and short haha, reminds me more of Johnny lol

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha.

Darren reminds me of my mate Joel

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Haha cool. Everyone over here are crazy bout Ami

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

He's hot haha

But my fave is Nunez

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Oh yeah hes hot, they are all hot

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I dont like Yhoji or how ever his name is spelt lol

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Have you watched the episodes with Tim? I dont like Yoji or whatever either lol

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

No

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hes cute too, kinda.. He has a tattoo on his eyelid, a star and it looks soo good

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Awesome

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeahh

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lol. I dont like Kat though

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Samee, she was so bitchy when she was working there

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Yeah she's so up herself as well

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeah.. well shes having a hard time now at her own shop

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Good lol

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeah haha

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha

I wanna watch Wife Swap

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Whats that?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Its a reality show and two familes swap wives for two weeks and on the 1st week the wives go by the other wife's rules like what she does each day and then on the 2nd week the wife staying makes up her own rules for the family to go by

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Cooll, we had something like that here but t was Croatian or somethng so i wasnt watching it

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll. It would be cool if my mum swapped with Leana I'd kill her

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha i wanted to say that loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Looll.

Or swap husbands. Have Rev or Matthew that would be hot haha

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Ahhh that would be...

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll. I'd walk into the bathroom while they were having a shower and pretend I didn't know XP

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahahahahaha yess, and when they will fall asleep you will take the Nutella and put it all over their bodies and.. call me. hahahaha lmaoo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lmaoo I will XP. What if they wake up?

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Umm, youll slap their faces!

And they fall asleep again

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha no thats mean.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha, well i dont know. Oh i know you will sneak a sleeping pill in their juices before they go to bed ha?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha yesh Im just gonna start drugging people XP. I know handcuff them to the bed there's a sex shop near where I live so yeah haha

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha excellent!

Loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Looll.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=373439768&albumID=196164&imageID=11398966 Here's Tim

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Hes cute

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeahh. I cant find a picture with his star tattoo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

That sucks

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeah

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lol

I wanna enter that All Time Low comp on Buzznet

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Wow, i didnt know that he tottooed Cat's back .. Well do it! Maybe you'll win.. a ticket?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

You dont they make a vid for you lol. I was gonna see them live but I decided to see HU instead lol.

And cool

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Uh, well HU is wayy better

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Yeahh

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

 

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I wish A Smile From The Trenches would come to the UK

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Never hear bout them . Are they good?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Yeahhh. I'll send you a link to one of their songs if you want

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeah sure

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZwgltFfTk

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Thanks

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

No problem

Alex is goung to bed now

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Aww, but its still pretty earlyy

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

He gets up at 6am

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Why?

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Idk I think he does a paper round or summate

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Ohh cool

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hah

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

What do you think of A Smile From The Trenches

?

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

I like them . They sound pretty cool, i'll download some songs

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Awesome.

I proper love Stoney the lead singer haha

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Wait, im looking at some pictures of them now

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha ok

http://www.myspace.com/your_jamesdean

Stoney's Myspaz

*

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hooottt

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha totally.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yess, thanks for telling me bout them

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

No problem. Have you heard of Black Veil Brides?

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

No

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

www.myspace.com/blackveilbridesmusic

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Aww the singerr

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lol thats Andy Sixx. Omg I have like two vids of him to show you lol

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Yeey

Omg hes soo sweet

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGheGQ75kY&feature=channel_page

Haha yeah he is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYiHBDivblc&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCh0L5CWU4&feature=channel

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Its snowing like a mothefucker loolll, you had that

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lol yeahh.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hes adorablee, love his voice. Ahhh im in love again

Loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha. I dont think Matthew would be very happy XP

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha, hes still my undying love

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha.

Good we dont want hims throwing a strop

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Omg imagine him doing that. It would be soooooo cute hahaha

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Ohh yess, but he wouldnt do that. Hahah

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha. You never know lol.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Haha you're right

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Looll. I wanna see him doing a drag act

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Ahh yeahh, me too

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Hahaha. And doing a lap dance for Rev. Why at late at night my mind gets way pervier than normal?

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahahah, maybe my dp picture has something to do with that! Lmaoo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lmaoo maybeeee

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Bad Matthew *Shakes finger at him*

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha. You big bad boy.

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lmaooo.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahah

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Dont start turning this into a prono film convo thingi

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahah noo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

My brain is still in the right plase, i think

Lol

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha. Mine isn't

Never was

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Matthew stole it 'cause I lived in his brain for a bit

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha loll, maybe he'll steal mine too.

Im scared!

Lmaoo

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Lmaoo. Use a fly swat if he comes near you

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha. i will! Lol

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Loll.

You dont wanna live in Matthews brain. Hes weird

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahah, i will live in his pants if thats what it takes to be near him

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Haha you wont have much room

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha true, but i'll be in his pants! who cares

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Hahahaha trueee I'll be very jealous of you

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

No you wont. I'll take you with me

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Yeyeyeyey hahaha.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahaha

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I know I could live in his belly button that thing is MASSIVE XP

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

Hahahahh

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

I really wanna see if a coin would fit in it.

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

It will

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Yeah thats summate I can really see

Me: Matthew can I fit this coin in your belly button?

Matthew: Wtf

Me: Pleaseeeeeeeeee its my dream and I'll cry if you dont let me

Matthew: Umm fine

Me: *Puts coin in his belly button and jumps round in a circle*

Matthew: *Runs off with my coin 'cause he's poor*

Me : You hoeeee!

Thats how it would go in my mind haha

[b]αnnαpsуcнσтic°^TM[/b] says:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH thats hilarious!

Hahahah loll

Cuppy Cakeee^TM | You're Gonna Need A Casket Princess says:

Hahaha.

23^rd July 09

 Miss. Hilton was still up at 2 in the morning making and planning the lessons she was going to do during with the students through the school day. Soon she was deep in the land of nod on her sofa.

 The students started to arrive and put their lunch boxes and coats on the peg with their name on. Most of them saying "hello" to Miss. Hilton. It wasn't long till her first lesson started which was about counting from one to ten. First of all she sat them down in front of her reading Yertle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. All the children listened quietly with their legs crossed. Miss Hilton skimmed the children with her eyes and noticed James /Jimmy trying to look up her skirt. Matthew, the boy sat next to him nudged him in the side. Jimmy looked up and grinned innocently at her. She sent him to stand in the corner while she finished reading the book and set them their task and let Jimmy join in with the group.

 Soon the whole class was colouring in pictures of turtles that varied in size with the numbers from 1-10 on them. As Miss. Hilton walked around the room she saw a whole array of colours. Some turtles were multi-coloured, some normal and some coloured in very brightly. After about twenty minutes she told the class to stop. They did as she asked.

 "So who wants to put their number one on the number-line?" As soon as she asked all of the class' hands shot up in the air. One by one she picked out students to put on their number. One number from each group was picked.

 It soon was lunch for everyone. Sat round in a circle was Matthew, Zacky, Jimmy, Brain, Johnny, Rari (Zacky's best friend). They were all eating quietly. Across the room was Andy and Chris sat together eat their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Matthew noticed them looking at him and his friends to he called them over and it wasn't long till they felt they were part of the group. Bored Matthew started to blow down the straw in his juice box. It started to fill up with air and the sound of bubbles popping inside amused him. Soon the juice went all over his face and down his top. Rari burst out laughing followed by the laughter of everyone else in the group.

 "Shut up it isn't funny." Matthew said wiping his face the best he could. No-one took any notice of him and continued to laugh as he started to sulk.

Ok I know I'm like really behind on this but I am catching up on them. There's only like a few to write then I'm all caught up. Im not going to write them for each day otherwise I will run out of ideas quickly.

Anyways I hope you enjoy this =)